So today I went in to the Doc knowing that I still have 2 weeks and nothing I say or do is going to get me out of this last stretch. I decided to take Mase w/ me, he is my guard against privacy invasion (if you've had a baby you know what they want to do the last couple of visits)!
Mase and I get called back by the nurse and this was our conversation:
Nurse~ Well Melinda looks like you are almost done
Me~ What do you mean looks?
Nurse~ I was referring to your chart
Me~ Are you sure you have the right chart I have 3 months left... just kidding!
She started laughing pretty hard (I've known her since I was pregs w/ Mase... she gets my sense of humor)
Nurse~ So, Melinda its getting to that time that the Doctor wants to check and see how your Cervics is ripening.
Me~ Why? Green, ripe, or spoiled... if my water breaks he will be top of the list to know!
Nurse~ He just wants to check and make sure everythings ok
Me~ Tell him over my dead body, he'll get to see my guts in 12 days and not a moment sooner!
My nurse left laughing so hard she had tears... I could hear her telling the doc and then hear him laughing too.
My doc came in really quick after that said no examine was needed... we chatted for a bit, he said one more visit and then we are done. WAAAHOOOO!!!!!
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You are so freakin funny! I hope everything goes well!
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